Maestra spune glume | Supreme Master Television

2023-01-25 4281 vizionări

2023-01-25

A priest, drove a car. “Zig-zag, zig-zag.” So the police saw and stopped it, and said, “Father, have you been drinking?” You know, the priest. So, he said, “No, no. I just drink water, in the back there.” And so, the police looked in the back and saw a bottle of wine, not water. A joke? (She’s got a joke.) You got a joke? OK. Chinese or English? (English.) Good. (The car Land Rover, always can fin

Begin the New Year with Positive Thinking, Part 11 of 12

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Begin the New Year with Positive Thinking, Part 11 of 12

2023-01-24 4338 vizionări

2023-01-24

He heard something, “Bang! Bang! Boom!” upstairs, very loud. So he asked his friend, “Hey John, what’s going on up there?” So John said, “Ah, nothing wrong. It’s usual stuff!” He said, “What do you mean ‘usual’? Why is it so loud?” He said, “No, it’s just my mother dragging my father’s clothes across the floor.” So he said, “But why, if it’s just a pair of clothes, why so noisy?” He said, “Because

Begin the New Year with Positive Thinking, Part 10 of 12

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Begin the New Year with Positive Thinking, Part 10 of 12

2023-01-23 4395 vizionări

2023-01-23

Anybody have some jokes? Nice stuff. Tell me, tell me. Yeah, we tell jokes for New Year. We laugh for New Year. It's the best. All the stupid miseries, we leave behind. (Yes.) We begin New Year only with good things! (Yes!) Only positive thinking! (Yes!) Positive talks! (Yes!) Positive thoughts! (Yes!) Positive action! (Yes!) Yeah! Yeah, help Master!There was a man who sat in front of a house on t

Begin the New Year with Positive Thinking, Part 9 of 12

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Begin the New Year with Positive Thinking, Part 9 of 12

2023-01-22 4601 vizionări

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2023-01-22

“Mint Condition.” Lady: “I have to return this carpet I bought from you last week. You assured me that it was in mint condition.” So the shopkeeper says, “And so it is, madam. Just look at that hole in the middle.” I don't understand it. (A mint has got a hole in it.) Mint, oh, OK. Mint condition. Oh, yeah, like a mint. Oh, English mints have a hole in the middle. There are many mints that don't h

Begin the New Year with Positive Thinking, Part 7 of 12

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Begin the New Year with Positive Thinking, Part 7 of 12

2023-01-20 4733 vizionări

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2023-01-20

Este o glumă: trei oameni s-au dus în Rai după moarte ... îmi îmbunătăţesc germana. Trei bărbaţi, morţi, kaput, s-au dus în Rai, germana străină. Sfântul Petru i-a întrebat: „Ce vreţi?” O dorinţă de fiecare. Primul om a spus: „În ultima viaţă nu am fost aşa isteţ. În viaţa viitoare, dacă mă renasc pe Pământ, vreau să fiu mai isteţ, să zicem, de o mie de ori mai isteţ.” [Stântul] Petru a spus: „În

Altruismul şi umilinţa, partea 2 din 12

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Altruismul şi umilinţa, partea 2 din 12

2022-12-28 6155 vizionări

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2022-12-28

I know you have everything, but you want my half sandwich. Oh, maybe one day you will have it. Maybe. Just pray for world vegan, world peace, sincerely with me. (Yes, Master.) And one day your dream will come true. (Thank You, Master.) I tell you when you are wrong. (Yes, Master.) I praise you when you are right, equally. (Right. Yes.) Not because I like you or hate you, nothing. I’m just doing my

The United Spirit of the Ukrainian People Shines Before the World, Part 12 of 12

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The United Spirit of the Ukrainian People Shines Before the World, Part 12 of 12

2022-05-11 4699 vizionări

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2022-05-11

Să vă bucuraţi! Dacă vă simţiţi deja liniştiţi şi uşori sau foarte, foarte confortabili, asta înseamnă că sunteţi în samadhi deja, indiferent unde. Atunci să staţi acolo, şi apoi veţi merge mai sus, sau poate că nu, dar staţi acolo.

Cunoaşteţi-vă prin setea conştiincioasă, partea 4 din 7

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Cunoaşteţi-vă prin setea conştiincioasă, partea 4 din 7

2020-11-10 5290 vizionări

2020-11-10

Numai că eu, personal, lucrez mai mult noaptea, pentru că lumea este mult mai calmă şi nu mă deranjează aşa de mult. Ziua am altele de făcut. Ce vreau să spun este că noaptea este mai mult pentru detalii. Sau poate că pentru birocraţie, munca cu hârtiile, munca de birou, munca de creaţie. Atunci trebuie să mă concentrez mai mult.

Cunoaşteţi-vă prin setea conştiincioasă , partea 1 din 7

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Cunoaşteţi-vă prin setea conştiincioasă , partea 1 din 7

2020-11-07 6871 vizionări

2020-11-07

There are pros and cons to getting married. If you’re married, you’ll learn how to adapt, to reconcile and to be considerate. The same with boyfriend and girlfriend. They will adjust if they live together. They will learn to adjust and to be considerate, so they get along more peacefully. I want to thank you, the guards. You’re so young and come every weekend. I asked the “

Qualities of A Good Husband, Part 1 of 2

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Qualities of A Good Husband, Part 1 of 2

2020-06-13 7596 vizionări

2020-06-13

There was a joke, the disciple asked the Zen Master, “Master, I ask for nothing, I just ask you please bring me to the land of eternal peace.” And the Master said, “Yeah, even if I can, it won’t be peace anymore.” Looks like he knows. The Master knows everything. And there was a film called “Lost Horizon” also. And they found a place called Shangri-La, the lost people. They found a place called Sh

Povestiri budiste: Punna servitoarea, partea 1 din 2

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Povestiri budiste: Punna servitoarea, partea 1 din 2

2018-09-10 6377 vizionări

2018-09-10

If you keep these Five Precepts, next life you will be born as human again, with all these, but not having to be born in hell or as vicious animals, of suffering of any kind. Keeping the Five Precepts, you will not go to Heaven. If just Five Precepts alone, then you will not go to Heaven, or a lower Heaven, but at least you’ll be born a human, healthy, rich, and have no problem. Healthy, and havin

Maestra spune glume şi povestiri budiste: "Cele Cinci Precepte" şi "Cele mai bune cinci feluri de caritate", partea 3 din 3

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Maestra spune glume şi povestiri budiste: "Cele Cinci Precepte" şi "Cele mai bune cinci feluri de caritate", partea 3 din 3

2018-01-21 7104 vizionări

2018-01-21

Atunci, Buddha predica despre beneficiile celor Cinci Precepte pentru întreaga adunare. Probabil că el le dădea iniţierea şi apoi o făcea. Deci, el a spus, despre cele Cinci Precepte şi beneficiul de a le păstra: "Numărul unu, să nu omori, să nu le faci rău altor oameni sau să nu faci rău altor fiinţe. Dacă-l păstrezi, atunci ai beneficiul de a avea o viaţă lungă, şi sănătoasă. Num

Maestra spune glume şi povestiri budiste: "Cele Cinci Precepte" şi "Cele mai bune cinci feluri de caritate", partea 2 din 3

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Maestra spune glume şi povestiri budiste: "Cele Cinci Precepte" şi "Cele mai bune cinci feluri de caritate", partea 2 din 3

2018-01-20 10426 vizionări

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2018-01-20

Maestra spune glume şi povestiri budiste: "Cele Cinci Precepte" şi "Cele mai bune cinci feluri de caritate", partea 1 din 3

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Maestra spune glume şi povestiri budiste: "Cele Cinci Precepte" şi "Cele mai bune cinci feluri de caritate", partea 1 din 3

2018-01-19 8754 vizionări

2018-01-19

One day, when it was a little bit more relaxing, and not too much work, I, Ananda, “I” means Ananda, would like to know this background of the Celestial Jewels. So I came in front of the Buddha, prostrated to him and said, “Obeisance to the World Honored One. Please tell us what kind of good deed that Celestial Jewels Bhiksu sowed in the former life so that now, when he was first born, he already

Maestra spune glume şi povestiri budiste: un călugăr numit Bijuteria Celestă, partea 2 din 2

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Maestra spune glume şi povestiri budiste: un călugăr numit Bijuteria Celestă, partea 2 din 2

2018-01-06 6695 vizionări

2018-01-06

It’s about a wedding. A little girl attended a wedding for the first time in her life. The little girl whispered to the mother and said, “Mom, how come the bride is dressed in white?” So the mother said, “Yes, because white is the color of happiness. And today is the happiest day of her life.” Ha! You bet. That’s the only happiest day of her life. I think, I think, I think. I think. After that it’

Maestra spune glume şi povestiri budiste: un călugăr numit Bijuteria Celestă, partea 1 din 2

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Maestra spune glume şi povestiri budiste: un călugăr numit Bijuteria Celestă, partea 1 din 2

2018-01-05 7845 vizionări

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2018-01-05