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A customer said, “I can’t eat this food, call the manager!” The waiter said, “It’s no use. He can’t eat it either.”
A secondary school student asked his teacher if a person should be punished for something he had not done or not. “No,” said the teacher, “Of course not. Why should you be punished for something you haven’t done? You didn’t do it. Right?” So, the boy said, “Good. I haven’t done my homework.”
A Kansas cyclone hit a farmhouse just before dawn one morning. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept, and set them down gently in the next county. The wife began to cry. “Don’t be scared, honey,” her husband comforted her, “we are not hurt.” So, the wife continued to cry. “I’m not scared,” she responded between tears. “I’m happy, because this is the first time in 14 years we have been out together.” He never took her out. I told you yesterday, men are lousy. You have to make some crispy, new, new stuff all the time. Some romantic stuff, like a surprise, a pleasant surprise, something like that. It doesn’t have to be money or a gift. Just a loving surprise. Keep the relationship going. Maybe you didn’t do it last time, that’s what’s… Are you doing it now, better? You learned the lesson?
