In today’s news, United Nations launches program to support displaced communities in Afghanistan. Solar activity found to accelerate fall of space junk to Earth, Kyrgyzstan restricts off-road motor vehicle use in parks and recreational areas, US startup develops sound-based system to extinguish house fires, Australian surfers rescue wallaby-person struggling to stay afloat offshore, annual Scottish vegan festival celebrates sustainable living, and sheriff and search dog- officer find missing senior man in Florida, USA woods.
Let’s jump together into the laughter train as it’s about to embark with the joke of the day, called, “One-Trip Hero.”
Desmond shuffled into the kitchen with grocery bags hanging from both arms.
“Desmond… why are your hands bright red?”
“I carried every grocery bag in one trip.”
“Why?”
“I just didn’t want to make two trips.”
Owen looked at Desmond’s red hands.
“You look like you wrestled the bags!”
“Sure, but now I saved myself a trip to the gym as I already got my workout in.”
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And now we have a heartline in Arabic, with multiple-language subtitles, from Inji in Egypt
