In today’s news, EU grants €40 million in winter assistance to Ukraine (Ureign), Gulf of Mexico water the warmest on record, Türkiye provides farmers in South Sudan with seeds and farm equipment, heart disease risk can now be predicted 30 years in advance, boy in Japan receives thank you letter from police chief for helping lost senior, planet-friendly vegan lamb available in North America, Europe, and Asia, and rescuers in Canada spend four days freeing trapped humpback whale-person.
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This is probably a good moment to step on the laugh path to enjoy the joke of the day. It’s entitled “Empty Banks.”
Reginald and his wife were driving around town looking for a cash machine to withdraw some money.
“You know, banks should really do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. I mean, this is the fifth bank’s cash machine we have been to that says, ‘Insufficient funds’ and gave me nothing!”
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